currently online

PHUBAPE

He came from the jungle, but never left the timeline.
Phubape is what happens when an ape stops swinging and starts scrolling.

ENTER THE TIMELINE ↗

TICKER $PHUBAPE • ONE APE. ONE SCREEN.

screen time

11:47:32

attention span

0.8 SEC

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THE FEED

Thumbs were
the beginning.

Evolution gave him thumbs. The timeline took everything else. Now the jungle is quiet, the screen is bright, and Phubape is still scrolling.

LIVE / DOOMSCROLL SIMULATOR

There is always one more post.

The feed never ends. Neither does he.

timeline.exe · now

you've seen 400 posts today. here's 401.

ape.online · 12s

just one more scroll then i'm done

algorithm · 31s

no you're not.

$PHUBAPE · 1m

too online to go wild.

TODAY'S SCREEN TIME

11.8HOURS

SPECIES STATUS

Not bullish. Not bearish.
Just chronically online.

EVOLUTION LOG

From vines
to timelines.

A four-step evolutionary disaster, documented for science and the group chat.

01 / CLIMB

Tree.

Simple life. Fresh air. Zero notifications.

02 / DISCOVER

Phone.

A glowing rectangle appears. Nothing is ever the same.

03 / SCROLL

Feed.

One post becomes ten. Ten becomes sunrise.

04 / BECOME

Phubape.

The jungle's first fully online primate.

> phubape_status
species: primate
device: always on
last_seen: online
ticker: $PHUBAPE
condition: terminally scrolling

WELCOME TO THE TIMELINE

The most online ape in the jungle.

One ape. One screen. Zero attention span. Follow the descent into the feed.

FOLLOW @PHUBAPE ↗ $PHUBAPE